Gallus Domesticus.

Do you eat chicken? Like, seriously, eat chicken the way my husband and I eat chicken?  Eat chicken everyday, eat chicken?!  Well, if you are - then I wonder if you have the same dilemma that we do.

See, we love chicken.  Hmm, now that I think about it, its not love-  its the "we're so used to it, its so healthy for you, that its just a part of your life" kind of love...  Our freezer is stocked full of boneless, skinless chicken breasts, thighs, legs, chicken wings, chicken parts... Oscar.Mike.Tango - that almost sounds gross, the saving grace being that its just chicken.  

So if your freezer is like ours, and your daily eats consist of mostly chicken, then my next question is... When  you have those moments where you crave something, do you end up craving something completely different or just a different version of chicken?  lol  You see, this past weekend my husband and I had a lazy day.  During our lazy day we sat around, lazing away with our kids in the living room when suddenly we looked at each other and said almost in sync, "Mmm, fried chicken." lol  We actually got out of our lazy stupor to get ourselves and the kids ready, just so we could go and have some fried chicken.  It wasn't until we were in the car heading out that we realized how insane this situation was.  Of all things to suddenly have a craving for, it was fried chicken.  I mean seriously; it wasn't filet mignon, lamb chops, or something extravagant, it was fried freakin' chicken.  Needless to say, we were laughing our heads off (looking goony to other drivers) as we headed to, get this, KFC!  Oh... wow... That was our Saturday party night.  But, ohh was the fried chicken good!  

So redonkulous, I had to take a shot!
(I refuse to have a wide booty like dude behind me)

So, while we were there, some guy ordered his fried chicken meal, then chose to look at the calorie pamphlet afterward - then proceeded to pull up his shirt, and give himself an insulin shot... Lets just say, that was a scared straight moment for me.

Hmm... My head looks insanely huge in this picture.  And those flyways  Seriously?! Geez, I look like I have a rat tail!  !(*&#@*&#@